Kind of want.

I'm sure right about now, my friend and former boss, Dan, is feeling a disturbance in the fashion-force. It is as if a million voices of gay men cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Oh yes, I am thinking about going back to looking "Amish," as he used to describe my style:

Holding Horses Overall Jumper from Anthropologie

I think I still have my knitted headband he referred to as my "bonnet" to match.... I thought Naomi Watts looked adorable in I Heart Huckabees.

Realistically, I would pair this with platform heels or ankle-height motorcycle boots... And maybe some plaid shirts and my bonnet. Whatever. It's my hot body, I'll wear what I want!