My love can be bought, for a bargain at only $6k.

I want this vintage Louis Vuitton steamer trunk. I want it so bad:

 

At nearly $6k, I'll have to be on Santa's nice list. But let's be honest, I'm on the naughty list this year.

Maybe if I'm bad enough, Santa will leave me this with a lump of coal inside. No elves necessary... it's for sale on Portero.

According to the listing, this steamer trunk, "was previously owned by William King of the famous funk band the Commodores. The Trunk is Personalized with a Brass Nameplate Engraved with King. Additional documentation available upon request."

Double want. Sigh.