Let's play a game!

Okay, the game is called "Beauty treatment or jalapeño-hands home remedies":

Submerging my hands in milk...

Slathering honey and Greek yogurt all over my hands...

Massaging olive oil and dish soap under my nails...

Alternating between burn cream, Shea butter and a bag of ice...

If you guessed that I was a flipping idiot and cut hot peppers with my bare hands, you would be correct.

I was joking with my husband that it just seems like I'm handling the pain better because I cannot wrinkle my brow muscles. Yeah, I got Botox two weeks ago (to prevent office-related wrinkles from reading and staring at a computer screen) and let me tell you, having needles stab you in the face HURTS.

But jalapeño-hands? Thousand times worse.

At least the olive oil, Greek yogurt and honey gave me dreamy smooth hands!