I'm not dead!

Just super-busy, guys!

So much work-related/fashion related stuff going on as well as my never-ending travel schedule. I'm a motherfucking rockstar without a band... I probably should just post tour dates, coming to your hometown soon!

I would say that an update is in order... but I'm going out of town Thursday for Chicago (again, for 5 days... six events while I'm there).

Thanks for everyone still following me... I'm thinking of also establishing a common Twitter for my ABTT and Fat Skinny Girl blog fans, it'll be easier to update where ever I am.

No one ever believes the "crazy" ones...

Everyone thought I was joking when I wrote my article "How to shop--- for the Apocalypse"...

...well, well, well. I'll just have you know that today we experienced a hail storm. A hail storm from Saint Louis, MO to Nashville, TN...

... in June.

So give it another read. If we have crazy climatic disasters like the History Channel's Apocalypse Week predicts, I am going to be set. I have triple weight cashmere and a Burberry full-length down parka for sub-artic tempertures. I have been consistantly maintaining my base tan in case of ozone depletion and longer sun exposure. If need be, I can sacrifice one of my handbags and sew it into a leather helmet and sacrifice a pair of stilettos to make a Maori Warrior-like spear.

A girl's gotta be prepared to dress the best for the worst.

Purse Fiends, pay attention!

My fellow purse fiends, I've got great news. You know what you're doing tomorrow?

From 10am-12pm, you're going to be chatting with one of my favorite handbag designers, Monica Botkier (of Botkier) on BagSnob.com! It's a great opportunity to ask any care questions or to give feedback on styles you would like to see available.

And my DC purse fiends, this weekend you're going to totally clean up: Rebecca Minkoff will be having a sample sale! My favorite styles from Rebecca Minkoff are the Morning After satchels and the Nikki shoulder bags.

Here's the information for the Rebecca Minkoff sample sale:

Saturday, June 6th
10am-4pm
Hotel Helix
1430 Rhode Island NW- Washington, DC
(202) 462-9001
*no phone or email orders, you have to shop victoriously in person

There's two things a girl can't have enough of...

One is Diet Coke and the other is black skinny jeans... Okay, so it's also impossible to own too many handbags and pairs of shoes too.

My trusty faded black skinny jeans were no longer faded black, but rather a darker grey. It just means I got my money's worth out of them!



I bought another pair of AG Stilt cut jeans, but in the Quarter wash. They are faded black with shiny gold top stitching and gold hardware. I wear a lot of gold, so for me and my personal style these are a perfect addition to my closet.

Yes, I am aware it is the summer season. I'm a big girl and I can dress like Biker Barbie as much as I want to!