Everyone thought I was joking when I wrote my article "How to shop--- for the Apocalypse"...
...well, well, well. I'll just have you know that today we experienced a hail storm. A hail storm from Saint Louis, MO to Nashville, TN...
... in June.
So give it another read. If we have crazy climatic disasters like the History Channel's Apocalypse Week predicts, I am going to be set. I have triple weight cashmere and a Burberry full-length down parka for sub-artic tempertures. I have been consistantly maintaining my base tan in case of ozone depletion and longer sun exposure. If need be, I can sacrifice one of my handbags and sew it into a leather helmet and sacrifice a pair of stilettos to make a Maori Warrior-like spear.
A girl's gotta be prepared to dress the best for the worst.
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