Maybe I'm weird...

I love polishing my silver jewelry myself.

It reminds me of when I would polish my silver flute in the sixth grade. Oh yes, yours truly was a band nerd...

My band uniforms were crimes against humanity... I present the evidence to the Fashion Court:

Exhibit A: A royal blue oversized golf polo with MLK Band embroidered on the front, tucked into black dress pants...

Exhibit B: For "evening wear", the girls were required to wear giant black polyester potato sacks for evening concerts with black stockings, black shoes and pearls. Each one of us looked like Sponge Bob Square Pants in drag and heading to a funeral.

Exhibit C: My marching band uniform that required white polyester pants that were pleated and creased down the leg. When I tried ironing them, they melted. Literally melted.

...Uh yeah, why do I like polishing silver again?!