"Can I help you?"

Someone found my blog through the Google search "salesgirl + stockings."

I hope he wasn't disappointed to find no salesgirls in no stockings. But hey, Bubba... let's do a trade. I will send you a picture of my calves in some fishnets I picked up from Anthropologie, if you promise to send a picture of yourself in stockings or something even more devilishly humiliating.

I promise* that I won't post it.

(*Okay, I probably will just forward it via e-mail. Or post it on Facebook. And probably post it on my blog too... The star means it's my legal disclaimer in fine print!)