Boys get everything!

Of course, I find the perfect Drum Major jacket for F/W 09-10... and it's part of D & G's men's line.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick Balmain's rhinestoned band jacket out of bed for eating crackers... but the whole "sold out" and $11,000 price tag make the opportunity unlikely.

But damn... the jacket's made of tweed, so there's no doubt that it's supposed to look like a marching band jacket without looking like you're wearing yours from your nerdy marching band days.

Pair it up with a simple v-neck tee and some distressed fitted denim, and the look is 110% sexy Rockstar. No fair that boys get everything good! I want my equality, dammit!