Don't let me forget.

Hey friends, don't let me forget that tomorrow is my parents' anniversary.

Don't let me forget that tomorrow is April Fool's Day either, because someone will undoubtedly try to fuck with me. I will forget that it's April Fool's Day and I will make a jackass out of myself.

Don't let me forget that I need to buy the following things:

-paper towls
-toilet paper
-Diet Coke
-flavored water
-white shoe polish
-a cute black miniskirt
-AG S-Concept bootcut jeans

Thank you.

If I forget any of these things, I will blame each and every one of you.