Herr: the only thing that matters.

You know what sucks? If you don't like your hair, you are just not having a good day.

I went in to get my platinum locks dyed a light red (still lighter than my natural auburn) and after two dying attempts, the most my hair would pull was a sandy blond. It's Jennifer Aniston's hair color... it's so fucking "vanilla" that I want to cry.

Otherwise, today would have been a great day. I continued to eat healthily... no candy. I slept in. I took two scalding hot showers (which feels amazing when you know it's zero degrees outside). I went tanning. I got positive acknowledgement from my boss's boss and her boss.

But I hate my hair, so I'm not too happy right now. I'm going to call them tomorrow and see if there's any way to put red in my hair. Otherwise, I may have to go to Sally Beauty Supply and do it all myself.

I did run over to the Chase Park Plaza's Aveda salon promptly after and my friend Craig recommended an awesome new formula shampoo: Dry Remedy. It doesn't foam up... you use it like conditioner. I promptly went home and I love it! If only I had a poppy red color to enhance my hair's condition... then I could take over this world.