I'm due a shipment from Amazon.com... Christmas present for Justin as well as my father's. I won't write what I got Dad, since he reads my blog. The latest gems from him are "Why do I have to read on your blog to know you're coming this weekend?!" and "I don't need to know what kinds of thongs you wear!"
But they should be packaged as one shipment. I received one slip a while ago... and now there is a new slip. What could it possibly be?
Presents from Justin's family? Happy Hannukah. Present from my Secret Santa? That'll make me feel like a procrastinator because I'm not shipping mine until Monday-Tuesday so I can use the nicer/less depressing post office in Nashville. A duplicate Marc Jacobs bag? OH FUCK, I'll have to go to the leasing office tomorrow and make sure so I could return that and get $$$ put back on my Amex immediately.
Monkey from anonymous fan? Unlikely. Would be amazing, but unlikely. And I'm sure the office would leave a note on my door like, "Hey Nikki, pick up your fucking monkey. We can't keep feeding him the leasing office cookies. He's getting gassy."
I've repeatedly asked Justin to pick up the first package from Amazon, since he's been home all day... so my new course of action is to leave the house a few minutes early and get them both myself. I can take the packages and put them in my car on my way to work... unless it is a monkey, in which case I will probably take it into work and have it hand out bottles of water while wearing designer kids' jeans...
...I'm thinking, leave the house 10 minutes early?
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