Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wait a minute...

This is an advertisement for a snoring-solution pillow sold on Brookstone's website.

How did this man's arm become completely attached from his body? Without any blood staining the sheets?

Don't lie Brookstone, he isn't snoring because he is murdered. Look at the picture, middle right. The wife is totally thinking about it... who looks at their snoring spouse with the lights on and a maniacal grin?

It is also worth noting that under Brookstone's suggestions for gifts $200 and under, they list a body fat measurer and scale. Yes, that is the worst idea for a gift ever. I think that if you are stupid enough to give that to someone for the Holidays, you deserve to be stabbed. You know, Darwinism and all... the gene pool has had enough of you, thank you.

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