And Best Costume goes to...

... Heidi Klum!

She has the most interesting costume I've seen this Halloween, on the streets and on the Internet. That said, the other night I went to the Rocky Horror Picture Show screening at the Tivoli. We were the only people in plain clothes. Fuck, some people were in random costumes just to be in costumes. Bumble Bee Girl and Banana Man, I'm looking at you...

So Janet and I hit the snack bar and I tried to be friendly by joking, "I know, we probably have on the weirdest costumes you've seen all night." And dude did not even get it. He just looked at me and snarked, "Oh, I didn't realize you were in costume."

If you've never been to a Rocky Horror screening, it's like sitting in on Mystery Science Theater 3000... except with people just drunkenly yelling vulgar comments, half of which are pretty funny. It's really only second to theater screenings of Snakes On A Plane.