In case you want to go as "fashion victim" for Halloween:

Anna Sui has the F/W '08 collection for you. And ShopBop's shipping is really fast so you'll probably get your costume in time.






I think that if you purchase any of those items, your driver's license should be revoked. Because you're obviously blind or too mentally disturbed to be driving with the general public.

Okay, to be fair... the $1200 fur short jacket would make an awesome Halloween costume. You could go as "person that killed a Muppet." All you need is the $1200 jacket, a prison tear drop tattoo and a story about how "Rainbow Connection" sent you into serial homicidal rage.