Yeah, I put the "hot" in mess.

This morning was a rough start for me. I mean, everyone has those days... you just wake up and you don't feel like you're looking too hot.

But I work in a pretty visual field, and in my mind... looking somewhat reasonable if not inspirational is part of the job requirement. Shallow, yes... but fashion is shallow. Fashion feeds and profits on shallow.

So yes, I was looking rough. But I forced myself to put on a full face of makeup, brush my hair into a cute messy up-do, put on my usual Michael Kors horn bracelet watch and Nicole Schuuman custom made necklace. My outfit was pretty chic: my distressed AG Premiere cut skinny jeans, a long black camisole, a sheer brown Park Vogel turtleneck tee, my deep cherry red Botkier satchel... topped off with my golden Tom Ford sunglasses. It was nothing that would land me on a Best Dressed list, but it was a vast improvement over what I looked like 30 minutes earlier.

Oh no... but wait...



Yes, I was at work for a solid half an hour before I realized... I am wearing two different shoes. And I'm supposed to tell people how they are supposed to dress.

Knowing my luck, one of the actors from the MUNY would come in full Shakespearean costume and quote, "Was the hope drunk, wherein you dressed yourself?" (MacBeth)

Yeah, I couldn't risk having my chaotic sitcom reality turn Shakespearean... so I walked back home to change.

So my life!