
Beyonce finally is sporting her $5,000,000.00 completely flawless, 18-carat emerald cut diamond engagement ring from Jay-Z. No wonder she wasn't wearing it around earlier... that is a whole lot of money to be carrying on hand.
Wow, five milli. That probably gave an African rebel group enough guns and weaponry (no cheap machetes for you, boys) to pillage and kill about ten minor cities and kidnap hundreds of local boys to turn into soldier-slaves. That's so cool!
(Okay, I was totally being sarcastic. I think the diamond trade is completely horrendous... Though maybe I shouldn't be so critical since Bee is like, a huge animal activist and refuses to wear fur... Oh wait, is my sarcasm button still on? Damn it!)
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