Okay, I was just watching the MTV whatever-awards... and I thought I was confused. Because like, everyone in the audience looks so young. It seriously looked like a middle school dance where the kids just replicate what they see on MTV.
And then it's like, no... You're now a mid-twenties something and you're considered "old" for MTV, Nikki. You and Britney can bingo and go to Indian casinos together.
Then I saw a commercial for Paris Hilton's My New BFF. And fuck, that's a headache.
And now's there's Shia Leboef-cake. And Slash ruining the view.
Eh, and I just realized that this stupid ceremony is for music videos that we have never seen and have no opinion on because MTV only shows 12 minute retardation hypnosis sessions like The Hills and Paris Hilton's My New BFF.
Yep, we've turned it off. If someone wore something amazing, email me.
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