Caught in action.

My friend Maia just emailed me this picture, taken by the Upstairs Lounge:

Check the bottom left hand corner. There I am, in the exact moment I realized that my foot was gushing with blood from cut glass. You can tell I'm thinking, "What the fuck?! Who the fuck spilled cranberry juice on my Mui Muis?!" 

I'm blaming the tall nerdy guy right behind me. He looks guilty and he doesn't have a drink in his hand... because he dropped it. He dropped it like I drop mad detective skillz.