Thursday, July 17, 2008

"Stop ruining the movie!"

Hollywood, there is hell to pay. Justin is upset that Katie Holmes was completely replaced in the new Batman flick: The Dark Knight. I, on the other hand, am happy as a clam because not only is it supposed to be good but it also stars Aaron Eckhart... I've been a fan since Thank You For Smoking.

Also on my list: The Pineapple Express and Mama Mia! (Okay, don't make fun of me) (No, go ahead... I'm expecting I'll leave the theater wondering what the hell I was thinking.)

Last night, we watched Crash in bed. Man, I don't see why anyone would want to live in Los Angeles... apparently, everyone's a racist asshole who can't drive.

Lately, I've actually been watching some television. Normally, I'll just catch some Family Guy or whatever. But lately it's been: this season's Last Comic Standing (still rooting for Tavare), the new Gong Show on Comedy Central (before it gets cancelled), and Reality Bites Back. We catched the first episode of Reality Bites Back and dude, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I'm sure we'll have on the new Project Runway at the store... or at least, I hope we do. Though Ricky likes to watch The Deadliest Catch and the rest of my co-workers like to watch the BBC midday shows.

Tonight we attempted to make grilled shrimp pitas. They kind of sucked, so I will not be submitting that recipe to Cooking for 2! magazine. If only there was a recipe for a roast beef and cheddar sandwich I could submit...

If you haven't read it yet... I strongly recommend the River Front Time's article "Cougar Heaven"... now I know there are 55 year old women that work at the Bread Co. (Panera) that sleep with 20 something year old men (with girlfriends, no wives)that don't practice safe sex because they can't get pregnant anymore. That's so much FAIL it's not even funny. In fact, they should show the article to young teenagers in Bush's lame-ass abstinance only programs. Because if anything would scare kids into using condoms, it's that image. Oh, and pictures of Jesus. Jesus hanging out in a hole in a ceiling.

Still no iPhone. Mumble, Mumble.

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